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Funny Greetings Cards & Gifts

Warning: These products may contain rude words. Not suitable for those without a sense of humour. Written in an environment where laughter is produced.

If there’s one thing we love here at Dotty Ditties, it’s playfully poking fun at all the weird and wonderful people that exist on planet earth! Our mildly irreverent but poignant poems are written and illustrated by our crack squad of tortured poets and artists! We accurately capture the interesting idiosyncrasies of people’s obsessions; whether that’s their hobby, job, sport or… well… obsession!

All our poems have been especially written and illustrated with lots of delicious detail designed to make people smile in recognition! Some customers love their poem so much they have been known to frame their card and hang it up at home!

Our original cards and gifts are not available anywhere else in the world apart from on the Dotty Ditties website.

Enjoy!

Mathurine xxx
Chief Jester & Original Mischief Maker

(Mischievous: Oxf. Eng. Dic. adj: showing a fondness for causing trouble in a playful way.)

Ode to a Shopaholic

A funny and totally unique card to let your friend or relative know that you completely understand her and her obsession with buying clothes, shoes, bags, jewellery… well anything at all really! The poem has been especially written and illustrated with lots of delicious detail designed to make her smile in recognition!

Ode to a Football Fan

A perfect and funny gift for anyone you know who is a crazy football fan. The poem has been especially written and illustrated with lots of delicious detail designed to make them smile in recognition!

Ode to the Queen of Cleaning

A funny and perfect gift for the ladies you know that are obsessed with cleaning! The poem has been especially written and illustrated with lots of delicious detail designed to make her smile in recognition!

Ode to the Rugby Fanatic

A funny and perfect gift for the man who is fanatical about rugby! The poem has been especially written and illustrated with lots of delicious detail designed to make him smile in recognition!

Ode to the Cyclist

If you know a man who is crazy about cycling, who obsesses about his matching gear and the importance of buying equipment as light as a feather, then he will definitely appreciate this card or mug!

Ode to the Fisherman

If you know a man who loves to escape to the countryside to fish, who agonises over his choice of bait and is totally oblivious to anything or anyone else when he’s fishing, then this card or mug will make him smile!