Funny poems for any occasion:

• Special Birthdays e.g. 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 100th
• Retirement
• Wedding Best Man Speech (example)
• Hen Night (example)
• Leaving do
• Anniversary
• Valentine (example)
• Mother’s day (example)
• Father’s day
• Corporate or company event or away day

They are usually between 12 and twenty verses in length – you decide how much (and what type of) information you want to give me!

What my customers say:

“I contacted Helen to write a "Dotty Ditty" as an original present for a close friend on her Hen Night. After supplying all the necessary personal details, Helen subsequently turned it into a hilarious ditty in an incredibly short time. Aside from her writing, her talent, in my opinion, is her ability to instinctively know the person whom she is writing about, even though she has never met them! When I read the ditty out on the hen night, it was the best moment of the evening and raised a great deal of raucous laughter.

Should the occasion arise in the future, I would have no hesitation in contacting Helen again and, indeed, I have already confidently recommended her services to several friends and colleagues. Helen's professionalism and efficiency are second to none”
Lynne McIlroy

“Just a quick not to say that the dotty sitty stole the show at the wedding last week - for days after they were still saying what a cracker of a speech it was!”
L Hanon - Ireland

“The poem was very well received - had a standing ovation after the speech, so thank you very much ...so many of the guests commented on my speech during the day - it was the difference between a 'good' and 'brilliant' speech and I would recommend anyone delivering a wedding (or any other) speech to use your services.”
K. Tony Read - Kent

“...you have an amazing talent.  The poem actually brought tears to my eyes!  The way you wrote it seems like you actually know Sarah!”
J Szymonski