If you have ever struggled to give someone a truly unusual present, which is not only totally unique to them, but a real hoot into the bargain, then Dotty Ditties is definitely the right choice!

If you are organising some sort of family or work event and want to make sure that it's an absolute scream then Dotty Ditties is for you!

Whatever the person, people, business or occasion, Dotty Ditties will custom write a humorous ditty which will mercilessly expose and exploit all that is funny, mischievious or saucy!

It can either be written as a piece for someone to simply read out from a piece of paper at the relevant gathering or as a gift scroll to be presented to a person or people.

Below is a sample list of the sorts of occasions
that you may wish to use Dotty Ditties for: